It’s Not The Length returns in all its trademark pomp and finery for the latest instalment, recorded very remotely in a kind of mystic, all-knowing surf bantz Facetime Audio triangle between NW Spain (Evans), SW France (Marsh) and an undisclosed location somewhere in the Home Counties (Mondy).
Joining the show for a mid term report on the 2019 CT tour just before the Tahitian stop, coach Richard ‘Dog’ Marsh offers his insights on the year so far, delivers his typically forthright views on how his surfers Callinan, Fioravanti and Van Dijk are faring respectively, as well as some broader takes on this season’s title race and life itself.
Elsewhere the Social Media Police are reeling after a probing investigation by Internal Affairs that’s so far seen DCI Evans turn over his gun and badge having been suspended without pay, while Constable Mondy does double shifts, barely having the energy to lament the Tories’ policing budget cuts under austerity (actually, Evans has deleted Instagram from his phone).
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The good/bads include John John Thunberg, Damien Lovelock (RIP), Rip Curl’s Red Monkey Full Moon clip, G-Land, near death peanut butter taco experiences, The Ashes, Boardmasters and more.
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Running time: 1hr38s