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Surfing in Sh*t – popular sites for aquatic dancing in UK fail to meet minimum safety requirements 

Surfers Against Sewage’s recent report has found 60% of popular locations are unsafe for swimming or surfing with pollution at unsafe levels. The annual water quality report explores the shocking state of UK bathing waters in a year when untreated sewage was discharged over 399,864 times into UK waterways – the equivalent of more than 1,000 discharge events every day.

The report notes that the majority of overflows in Scotland and Northern Ireland go unreported, meaning this figure is likely a significant underestimate of the true frequency of sewage discharges into the UK’s rivers and seas. In Scotland, only 4% of sewage overflows are monitored, whilst Northern Ireland Water admits it lacks the ability to record or measure when sewage discharges occur.

Thurso surfers make a simple request. © Mike Guest

Closer to home, last week, my kid got ill after playing in dirty water. When I picked him up from a day on the beach, I was told that he’d loved playing in a waterfall. Knowing what we all now know about British waterways, you have two thoughts: firstly, oh lovely, playing in a waterfall is super sweet, and secondly, it’s been raining a bit recently, and our water is now unsafe, I wonder if he’ll be ok.

Sure enough, the next morning, he was vomiting in the hedge on the way to school with unknown nasties flooding his three-year-old body. As a parent, it flames a different kind of anger to think that the beach/surf life we are so stoked for the kids to have could actually be endangering them. This is largely because water companies have offshored billions in dividends instead of investing in infrastructure.

And it’s getting worse, not better. The British government is planning to diverge from EU monitoring standards. This makes things like SAS’s annual water quality report, which brings together citizen science data, EDM data, and figures from SAS’s Safer Seas and Rivers Service to paint a picture of water quality across the UK all the more important. Our water is in such a state that they have to bridge the gap left by the inadequate and inefficient official testing regime.

The report highlights a severe lack of monitoring in Scotland and Northern Ireland and unearths a shocking reliance on emergency sewage discharges in Wales.

Of the 40 locations, SAS found that 24 would be deemed ‘poor’ quality were they designated bathing waters, as per Environment Agency methodology. Four out of 20 bathing sites showed a clear decrease in water quality from locations upstream to downstream of a sewage overflow.

Welsh surfers have had enough © Jack Abbott

Meanwhile, SAS have unearthed documents that indicate that Welsh Water have used emergency overflows – permitted only in the case of catastrophic events – to release sewage into a designated bathing water multiple times over the last two years. The Gwbert Emergency Overflow, which impacts the designated bathing water of Poppit Sands, discharged 24 times in the same number of months, indicating a clear breach of permit.

Giles Bristow, CEO of Surfers Against Sewage, said: “Yet again, our annual water quality report reveals the complacency and disregard of governments, water companies and regulators towards the health of rivers and coastlines in the UK – and by extension people’s  health. How much do our blue spaces need to suffocate in sewage before those we elect to keep us safe and protect our environment wake up and smell the shit?

“We are seeing failure at every level – from governments and regulators failing to enforce the law, to water company fat cats pocketing dirty money and refusing to clean up their act – with the general public ending up the biggest loser every time. How many times can we say ‘enough is enough’? Our leaders need to prioritise transparency, ensure laws and regulations are properly enforced, and prevent water companies profiting from pollution.”

Sicknesses in the UK due to sewage pollution reported to SAS reached 1,924 cases in the last year – nearly triple the number of cases reported a year prior. These cases resulted in 1,987 days taken off sick, which translates to 5 years of work lost to ill health caused by polluted waters. Many of these sicknesses have led to hospitalisation, events cancelled, earnings lost, and businesses closed. As this data just relates to cases reported to SAS, these numbers are likely only the tip of the iceberg.

(Left to right) Carla Magee, Ali Bryans, Ruby Free, and Aine McAuley at the shore of Lough Neagh for Surfers Against Sewage, Northern Ireland. © Liam McBurney/PA Wire

This year Reuben Santer, a physics teacher at a secondary school in Exeter, was forced to stop working after contracting labyrinthitis (an inner ear infection) following a surf at Saunton Beach in Devon. Doctors confirmed the infection was due to a virus or bacteria entering Santer’s ear during his surf. The infection later developed into an incurable condition called Ménierè’s disease.

Reuben Santer said: “I have never been anxious about anything in my life, but this experience has definitely made me worried that symptoms will come back when driving, surfing, at work, or in any situation where vertigo could be dangerous.”

The report also highlights the impact that sewage is having on independent businesses, and the livelihoods of those who run them.

Steve Crawford, who until recently ran a surf shop in Scarborough’s South Bay, said: “My shop has been closed all summer. From the 6th May the RNLI put the red flags up as the beach was at a poor quality here in Scarborough. A week later the council took all the flags down and put warning signs up. I decided at that point that I can’t take people surfing.”

“I couldn’t carry out any lessons on the beach when the lifeguards themselves think it’s unfit to go in. My income stopped dead on the 6th May .It’s only because my dad died last year that I’m surviving now because I was left some money. If it wasn’t for that I would be out on the street.”


Would you swim in this? We do. © Liam McBurney/PA Wire

This year’s water quality report is designed to empower communities across the UK to put pressure on their local representatives in the lead-up to a general election in 2024. In the last year, thousands have joined the protest for safer rivers and seas, with over 45,000 emails sent via SAS’s free Safer Seas and Rivers Service app to MPs and water company CEOs, calling for action to protect the UK’s waterways from further pollution.

This year SAS developed the End Sewage Pollution Manifesto, which sets out the policies needed to clean up our rivers and seas. Created in collaboration with environmental charities, sports governing bodies and community groups around the UK, the manifesto suggests a five-point plan to make the UK’s waters healthy and safe to enjoy again:

·      Enforce the law and regulations

·      Stop pollution for profit

·      Prioritise high-risk pollution events

·      Empower a nature-led approach to tackling sewage pollution

·      Reveal the truth by ensuring UK-wide transparency on sewage pollution.

We’d had enough… it’s time to reverse the tide of sh*t.

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